In a departure from our usual classier fair, today's article focuses on a topic near and dear to the college student heart: champong. For the uninitiated, Urbandictionary.com defines champong thus:
To play beer pong with Champagne. What many sororities do, but it's stupid because it's too bubbly and you throw up after.
Lisa: Wanna play champong? Jared: No, sorry, I'm a man.